The Prediction
A 2025 Asemic takeover of a 1980's Text
The original cover of the original Prediction in 1980. The layout has been completely reconstructed, with some minor editing of the text. The people featured in the photo are Thom Puckey, Zofia Kulik and myself in Warsaw, Poland.
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The Prediction. An Asemic layout of the original Prediction first published in 1980, forty-five years ago. It is in ten panels, each 66 x 91 cms. Hopefully this will be shown in Amsterdam at the end of March 2025. Exactly where and when I will discover soon, I hope. There will be a full colour 35 page hard-back book published by Studio Dirk. The text will be not only the original text (with a few minor edits,) but also a new commentary by the infamous Dr. Oscar Salsuar.
And now some Candelabra from 2020.
Candelabra 3. 45 x 30 cm. Soldered wire, tin and copper , oil paint and bent candle.
Not Much ****. 14 x 36 x 8 cm. Soldered wire, shoe, Coffee Buttons, linen canvas and oil paint. 2019
Fairground Attraction . 63 x 23 x 16 cm. 2019
Family Habits. 100 x 100 cm. 2019
Bonjour Monsieur C ! 60 x 40 x 16 cm.
Family Supervision. 163 x 50 x 20 cm.
Piriformis Rabbit. 83 x 45 cm. 2019
Selfie Bear. 38 x 17 x 16 cm. 2019
Family Time (with working 10 hour clock.) 45 x 30 x 17 cm. 2019
Small Coffee Duster. 19 x 30 x 11 cm.
A Bigger Coffee Duster. 49 x 60 x 16 cm. 2019
Camden Incident: They Fukd Mi Up. They Did. 50 x 63 x 15 cm. 2019
Don Pla Wiv Nives. 43 x 33 x 10. 2019
Bird Bag 67 x 33 x 20. 2018
Earful. 25 x 15 x 5 cm. 2019
Lil Bear Pump. 27 x 20 x 11 cm. 2019
MLP Fasces. 100 x 70 x 24 cm.
MLP Fasces. Full image. 2018
Vanity Button. 20 x 8 x 6 cm. Yes, this is the introduction to my personal currency, The Coffee Button. More samples below.
By buying Coffee Buttons, you can save up to exchange them for pieces of work from Studio Dirk. They make a marvellous gift for Christmas !
Single, double and triple Coffee Buttons in their presentation cases, costing £100, £200 and £300 respectively.
Contact: [email protected]. If you want to save up more quickly, go for the Mustard Log featured below. £500 .
Contact: [email protected]. If you want to save up more quickly, go for the Mustard Log featured below. £500 .
The Mustard Log. In presentation frame.
STUDIO DIRK : The book of “The Daylight Robberry Show”: An Art Price of £763 in the UK, except at Rye Wax, Peckham, ( where it is £30 only.)
Having gained an MA from The Royal College of Art, I became an art performer, one half of Reindeer Werk. For several years we worked in Europe and North America, and performed alongside people like Laurie Anderson & Marina Abramovic. One day, I re-considered the increasingly rarefied conceptual art scene.
“What’s the baddest thing I could do?” I asked myself.
The answer was mis-en-scene art. It was despised by everyone. So I painted mis-en-scene for the next 30 years; and in time it transpired I was not alone. Artists in Cologne were venturing along the same disrespectful path. Later it became known as ‘Low Brow Art’.
I moved on to portraits, crosses, and wire constructions. Until the day I heard the Head of the Amsterdam Police speaking on the radio. He said, “a healthy society cannot exist without crime.”
I thought about my past, about the gallerists who had effectively stolen work from me down the years, and I thought, “The time has come for me to CREATE a crime. Time for me to invite three of the most dishonest individuals I know to rob me in a positive way. To create a new Gesamtkunstwerk. To re-create a new sense of loss.”
I asked them to steal my latest work - the Juice Shack Stars Project, featuring the Ali Baba Juice Shack in Rye Lane. In return, they would allow me to feature the story of the theft in a book, The Daylight Robberry Show. One responded, in an unexpected way. Some of my work, missing for 23 years, was paid for and returned.
A few months later, I put it up for sale for Monopoly Money. My buyers, some new to the art world, were over the moon.
“THE BEST BURGLARY EVER !!!” (HiGH TIMES)
“AND A GREAT CRIME WAS HAD BY ALL !!!” (ARTi)
Having gained an MA from The Royal College of Art, I became an art performer, one half of Reindeer Werk. For several years we worked in Europe and North America, and performed alongside people like Laurie Anderson & Marina Abramovic. One day, I re-considered the increasingly rarefied conceptual art scene.
“What’s the baddest thing I could do?” I asked myself.
The answer was mis-en-scene art. It was despised by everyone. So I painted mis-en-scene for the next 30 years; and in time it transpired I was not alone. Artists in Cologne were venturing along the same disrespectful path. Later it became known as ‘Low Brow Art’.
I moved on to portraits, crosses, and wire constructions. Until the day I heard the Head of the Amsterdam Police speaking on the radio. He said, “a healthy society cannot exist without crime.”
I thought about my past, about the gallerists who had effectively stolen work from me down the years, and I thought, “The time has come for me to CREATE a crime. Time for me to invite three of the most dishonest individuals I know to rob me in a positive way. To create a new Gesamtkunstwerk. To re-create a new sense of loss.”
I asked them to steal my latest work - the Juice Shack Stars Project, featuring the Ali Baba Juice Shack in Rye Lane. In return, they would allow me to feature the story of the theft in a book, The Daylight Robberry Show. One responded, in an unexpected way. Some of my work, missing for 23 years, was paid for and returned.
A few months later, I put it up for sale for Monopoly Money. My buyers, some new to the art world, were over the moon.
“THE BEST BURGLARY EVER !!!” (HiGH TIMES)
“AND A GREAT CRIME WAS HAD BY ALL !!!” (ARTi)
Ejected. 60 x 36 cm. 2019
In Out. 25 x 20 x 11 cm.
Belgian Madonna on Struth Street. 50 x 30 cm. 2018
Italian. 30 x 50 cm. 2018